A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green is setting up a bowl and a spoon on the table, watching them calmly. Green, narrating: Sometimes I wake up before you, and take out a bowl for your breakfast. Green looks up as Blue appears on the scene, drowsy and not quite awake yet. His unfocused gaze is on the bowl. Green, continuing to narrate: You don't need to ask if it's for you, we've done this so many times. Blue picks up the bowl and spoon, and turns to leave. Green, continuing to narrate: You never asked me to do it for you, but you know I will anyway. Still holding the bowl and the spoon, Blue turns around again to give Green a little sleepy kiss. Green, still narrating: I do it because I love you, and I love you every day.

1 week ago • 7,279 notes

Talking to myself out loud like a point and click protagonist

twodragonsinatrenchcoat

Losing it over some of y'all's tags btw Here's my favorites

and lastly.

good night

1 week ago • 65,576 notes

hg-aneh

🌙

1 week ago • 15,940 notes

pointnclick

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

1 week ago • 36,108 notes

clove-pinks

Sorry I wasn't listening to you, I was thinking about the Duke of Wellington's personal 11-foot-tall statue of nude, totally jacked Napoleon.

Twitter thread! (and yes Kate Beaton's "Nemesis" comic comes up)

empirearchives

Oh my goooodddd, im crying at Napoleon basically hiding it in embarrassment only for it to be put on display in the main room of his enemy

diagnosed-anxiety-disorder

Napoleon: ... nice statue imma just *throws it into the basement*

Duke of Wellington breaking into Napoleon's house: OH BOY LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND–

empirearchives

What I wanna know is why Wellington put that statue there. Like was it some kind of power play to show off how he vanquished Napoleon, or did he just think it was a really nice statue?

lordansketil

Every time someone brings this up, I have to be the one to tell them that the statue was a gift to Wellington from the Prince Regent, and it wasn't looted. The British government paid around £3000 for a giant naked statue of Napoleon. Wellington had to put it somewhere people would be able to see it, or he'd offend the Prince. Love that for him.

creekfiend

shoulda been a blackadder episode about this shit

1 month ago • 8,187 notes

soberscientistlife

posttexasstressdisorder

GENERAL STRIKE 2023!

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nightmare727

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eggsahoy

me the 3rd time I’ve gone up to this guys hotel room to ask him to stop vaping because it’s setting off the fire alarm because the clouds are so thick it’s disrupting the sensors and he answers the door all freaked out and jumpy and I have to go in and look around and make sure there isn’t actually a fire only to find that the curtain rod is broken and the closet shelf is broken and the sheets are tied into ropes and when I asked him about it he admitted to me that he did a lil meth and decided to try autoerotic asphyxiation but nothing was sturdy enough and to please not tell his boss because he was in town for job training and they’re paying for his room: